What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 25.06.2025 03:03

Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
Still no good
What is the naughtiest fantasy that you've lived out?
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Do you like wearing short skirts?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
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Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
—
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Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
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